North by Northwest
You know you’re an American when…

- Your stats prof makes a joke about Stephen Harper and you have to ask the kid next to you who that is…

-You can’t figure out how to attach the bike lock holder to your bike

-You are brought to tears by the deep longing you feel for Target

-A guy says he is 196cm tall and you have no idea what that means

-You’re annoyed by the way people say “pahsta” and “yeahoo”