I grew up being told that Baptists don’t fuck standing up because people might think they are dancing.
-Tony Horwitz, Confederates in the Attic
Bad habits
I really need to stop trying run red lights when I’m on a bike…it really doesn’t work as well as you might think.
You know you’re an American when…
- Your stats prof makes a joke about Stephen Harper and you have to ask the kid next to you who that is…
-You can’t figure out how to attach the bike lock holder to your bike
-You are brought to tears by the deep longing you feel for Target
-A guy says he is 196cm tall and you have no idea what that means
-You’re annoyed by the way people say “pahsta” and “yeahoo”

